Duking The Stats

The title comes from a scene in “The Wire” where detective-turned teacher Presbelouski is called to a staff meeting where he is told that children are to be withdrawn from normal classes in order to practice for the assessment tests. He complains to a colleague who explains the need for the school to improve their SATs scores. “Ah!” he says. “we’re duking the stats!” To her blank look he says “Making rapes disappear, turning felonies into misdemeanors. I’ve been here before.”

I have to say that “duking the stats” is neither peculiarly American nor peculiarly fictional.

We were all called to a meeting where we were told that the grades our pupils were getting for their coursework was not matching their predicted grades. There is a good reason for this, too many of them won’t do any work unless someone is standing over them. Coursework requires independent work so there’s a bit of a problem.

Previous heads of department solved this problem by means of endless “catch up sessions” which included sitting the not-so-eager seekers of knowledge at computers and dictating what they should write – in effect doing their coursework for them. This might result in improved grades but hardly improved education. Quite the contrary, as I have remarked before, we are teaching them to be useless.

This can all be laid at the door of school league tables: the SMT need the school to at least maintain its place and preferably climb upwards. So they know what percentage of A* to C grades are required and teachers are expected to achieve them – one way or another.


Tags: , ,

3 Responses to “Duking The Stats”

  1. poncho101 Says:

    Kevin, you might want to check the sepelling on your blog post.

    “that the grades are pupils” should be “that the grades our pupils”

    and school is not spelt scool.

    Those in glass houses and all.

  2. poncho101 Says:

    As I have aptly just demonstrated.
    Damn it.

    • kelvinthroop Says:

      It’s guaranteed that if you make a post pointing out someone’s errors of spelling or grammar, you will make at least one yourself.

      Thanks for pointing them out. Will correct shortly

Leave a Reply

Please log in using one of these methods to post your comment:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: